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Home Depot Consumer Alert


A friend passed along this “consumer alert” via email… too funny not to share:

Home Depot Alert

A ‘Heads Up’ for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to
you or your friends. Here’s how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, hey start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, 15th, 20th &
24th. Also November 1st, twice on the 2nd, and very likely this coming weekend. Now, that’s hard on a guy my age. So tell your friends to be

Maybe that explains why our Home Depot bills are so high? ;)

Comments, Thoughts, and Feedback

Trissa had this to say on 11.09.07:

We saw this a couple of weeks ago and couldn’t stop laughing. The middle of the story was a bit different, but wouldn’t be appropriate to post!
My reply was maybe that explains why our renovation is taking so long!

Patrick had this to say on 11.10.07:

I knew this story was false, because everyone knows you don’t get any “service” (ahem) at Home Depot!

Or is it just me?

casacaudill had this to say on 11.10.07:

i LOVE this! we’re both cracking up.

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