Came across this and had to share…. because you can never have enough tools, and some people have exorbitant amounts of spare change sitting around just waiting to be spent.

I give you the $1,200 “Giant Knife, Version 1.0” (no kidding, that is apparently it’s name):

It has 85 tools, including such useful features as a golf shoe spike wrench, a fine fork for watch spring bars, and a cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges.
From Outdoor Life:

Dennis Pireta, Wenger’s marketing director put it succinctly when he noted, “This is not exactly going to win any awards for lightest, smallest or most efficient tools…” The knife is a brute, weighing 2 pounds, 11 ounces and measuring 8.75 inches. But don’t worry, it has a key ring so you can carry it on a belt loop.

See the full feature list and more pics in the Outdoor Life article: The Most Incredible Knife